Ready! Set! is a wild ride through all the waiting rooms and queues we have been in and will ever be in. In this participatory game across multiple rooms, performers and participants experience rapidly shifting sequences of waiting. Ready! Set! narrativizes existence as a relentless omnibus of waiting, disrupted by fake victories, adding up to a dramatic nothing. Participants are cast as predetermined characters then sorted. Mysteriously signaling, performers choreograph bodies into lines, shapes and landscapes. Quoting immigration policies, crowd control mechanisms, identity politics, and creative paralysis, Ready! Set! seizes the ecstasy, the dread, the explosive kinetic energy of waiting.